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Patrick. 18. Sydney. One of the greats. unwindulaxing.

My mom would put on John Denver. He had a song that went, “Life is so good / my life is so good these days / life is so good these days / my life is so good.” It made me unbelievably angry as a child. I don’t know, I was like… Excuse me, sir, where is your existential angst? I don’t buy it. You’re full of shit, John Denver. Rest in peace.

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basedgosh:

*apologizes* *apologizes for apologizing* *apologizes for apologizing for apologizing* *apologizes for apologizing for apologizing for apologizing* *apologizes after you say its ok* *repeats cycle*

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popthirdworld:

I’m not saying Tony Abbott is a sexist, ableist, homophobic, white supremacist, anti-democracy, climate denier with little regard for the impoverished and vulnerable. But if I was a sexist, ableist, homophobic, white supremacist, anti-democracy, climate denier with little regard for the impoverished and vulnerable I’d be pretty happy with the decisions he’s making right now.

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babylonian:

tip #1: text her “I H8 U” while standing right in front of her, a baller ass move she’ll never see coming

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tupacabra:

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about

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emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

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  • Paul Dierden: What's your name
  • Titty Malaysia: Titty.
  • Paul Dierden: Titty what?
  • Titty Malaysia: Titty's good enough.