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Patrick. 18. Sydney. One of the greats. unwindulaxing.

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sleepless-chic replied to your photo “onesie party, NO INVITEES* IT’S CALLED A ONESIE PARTY FOR A REASON …”

Come to newcastle and have a onesie party with me because right now it’s less of a party and more “rachel sits on the couch watching juno by herself”

but newcastle is so far away we’re literally an ocean apart! (i’ve loosened my grasp on geography but the point is i’m currently too lazy to walk to my fridge y’know?) but yeeeeee we should definitely see each other again onesie-party style at a point where i’m able and haven’t been awake for a whole 15 hours (!) (that’s a lot of time for me)

onesie party, NO INVITEES* IT’S CALLED A ONESIE PARTY FOR A REASON

*unless you want to be invited in which case you can totally come

patttt:

i hate how i have nothing going on in my life lately (well nothing good anyway) and how, due to shops not being open today, i can’t just go ahead and eat about that ugh

and i mean at least if i had life things going on i could barge into any number of fridges without their owners being all like “how did you get in here?” and “excuse me, who are you?” and “why do you look like shit even more than usual?” pls stop telling me how to live my life

i hate how i have nothing going on in my life lately (well nothing good anyway) and how, due to shops not being open today, i can’t just go ahead and eat about that ugh

dwightschrutes:

whose dick do i have to suck to suck a dick around here

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musicfoundme:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

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starinhercorner:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

Thank you for your time

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thehidingcat:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.

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