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Why is it that no one likes me in real life OR on...
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endofunctor: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
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I hate to be the person who complains about everything, but, let’s face it, I am. And today I saw another one of those ‘I’m always second best’ posts, and I get that second best is a broad term and whatnot, but it got me thinking whether I was second best in anyone’s life. I figured out that I wasn’t anyone’s second most important person. Or third. Or fourth. There’s a slim chance that I...
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joshishollywood: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart Within minutes, I was dead This is not something that humans can survive doing and honestly I don’t recommend it
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"If I met you in real life..." finish it in my...
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I have to do my Economics essay now
And I’m going to fail anyway… I don’t know why I bother.
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Post one of the 7 deadly sins in my ask box for:
prisoner-of-fagzkaban: Lust: A personal sex story. Pride: Something that I like about myself. Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself. Envy: Something I wish I was better at. Gluttony: One of my favorite foods. Wrath: Something that gets me angry. Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
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haave-you-met-ted: maybe i wouldn’t have to illegally download tv shows if the stuff on australian tv wasn’t so bad
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Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
jonbloom: You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no. 
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We should not judge people on their musical taste.
little-annie-adderall: cellar—d00r: Unless they like LMFAO then we should judge the fucking hell out of them. and Nickelback. Then there is judgement
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