February 2012
cardcaptorsollux:
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
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reblog if i'm allowed to go to your ask box and be...
cryingvagina:
in australia we don’t have east vs west coast wars because nobody lives on the west coast
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Ask me anything →
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
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Reblog if you think that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler...
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princezuko:
oh puberty
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networkconnectivityproblems:
samgoestouni:
helenaoftroy:
every person is entitled to his or her own opinion except if that opinion is anti-Tina Fey
cannot agree more.
and add in Kristen Wiig and we are solid.
don’t forget Amy Poehler.
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I think that my life is about to get interesting.
And, of course, by interesting I mean horrible.
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Went on so many rides at Luna Park today. And yet it was the car ride home that made me sick.
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archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
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fabacon:
do you ever feel like people just forget you exist
the-pants-queen:
I dont know how to make a tumblr friend(s)
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Jenna: Look how lame this crowd is. Thad's been in his little nerd world for so long, and now he's peeping out of his shell like a...um...ugh. What's that animal? You know, the one that crosses so slowly across the road, and then you swerve to make sure you hit it, and then a car coming the other way swerves to avoid you and goes off a cliff, and then that night you and your companion have the greatest sex of your lives because you're both sharing a secret?
Liz: Turtle, Jenna.
Jenna: Yes! He's a turtle.
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a haiku about school
elewhorerigby:
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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