May 2012
me at school: I'll work on this at home
me at home: I'll work on this at school
One thing you have to admire about Sims
keybladeninja11:
No prejudice at all on their part.
No Sim hates another because of weight. Or height. Or physical appearance. Or clothes. Ever.
No Sim hates a couple if they happen to be of different colours. Nor does anyone hate gay/lesbian relationships. Or straight.
We may put such things in our stories because in our world, such isn’t true. But the Sims themselves just don’t have that...
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
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robosexualginger:
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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i-wannabe-a-modern-dancer:
cocksandklainebows:
orgarren:
orgarren:
if enough people reblog this my mum might get me a cat
so uh- reblog this please xoxo
Please she told me I need 10k
#i am gonna keep reblogging this untill the damn girl gets a cat#people need cats #people deserve cats #i am really passionate about this omg
COME ON TUMBLR, LET’S GET THIS GIRL A CAT! EVERYONE DESERVES...
Everyone chooses someone over me.
I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.
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smoking-daisies:
life is like a box of chocolates
in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you
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goretrait:
can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
Watchohhellknope:
nirvanic-s:
fledglingbalthazar:
overlord-loki:
berealinstead:
s-4-m-m-i-e:
eileenexoh:
nathvn:
sosahrkzin:
interestinglyweird:
purdaldoo:
tea-time-in-the-evening:
aishaneko:
fe4ther:
narglefighter:
especiallygoodfinder:
GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
Watch this, Orlando!!
WHAT DID I JUST...
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diabeticdoode:
the-sound-of-hiddles:
diabeticdoode:
wwiao:
who has the time to drink 8 glasses of water a day
I drink like 16 glasses a day actually…
I drink 24 glasses a day so…
Well I actually invented the number 24, and water glasses so um…
mechastreisand:
since penis car lesbian wasn’t really a good name for show business, dick van dyke had to legally change it
michellelikesnbc:
you can’t spell studying without dying
milesjai:
arrowsandblades:
crzyblackidd:
“Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback
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“BE QUIET, TIFFANY, BE QUIET! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT! I HAVE NEVER IN MY...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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28. The Five-Year Engagement (2012)
Dir: Nicholas Stoller
Starring: Jason Segel, Emily Blunt
4.5 out of 5
copperbooms:
when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this
and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam
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Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
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possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first...
Persons
People can walk but not handsanitizers Because handsanitizers don’t have legs
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What fandom do you follow me for?
Tell me in my ask. I’m just curious about it.
