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Patrick. 18. Sydney. Lover of television. If you don't like 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Friends, Saturday Night Live, Community, The Office, How I Met Your Mother or Arrested Development, you probably won't like my tumblr. unwindulaxing.

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Random Kristen Wiig SNL Moments: Triangle Sally

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Random Kristen Wiig SNL Moments: Maya Rudolph’s monologue

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Random Kristen Wiig SNL Moments: Lady Business

“If you want to know the power of persuasion, ask a woman who can sell fire to a snowman.”

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This mothersday don’t give mom that bottle of perfume, give her something that says: “I’m not a woman anymore, I’m a mom” 
(when you give up, giving up, put on your mom jeans)

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